|In "Green Eggs and Ham," was the ham supposed to be green, too? Or just the eggs?|
They were both green, according to the pictures, and you really shouldn't eat eggs or ham if they're green, I don't care what Sam-I-Am says. You'll get sick. Now may I have that egg, please?
|I shouldn't eat this spinach, then. It's green. I'll get sick.|
No, you won't get sick, because spinach is supposed to be green, whereas eggs and ham are not. Ever. Nice try, dear. Let's get this in the pot, shall we?
|Well, you put ham and eggs in there, and then the spinach, and won't the spinach turn the ham and eggs green? So I shouldn't eat it, right? Why can't I just have cake instead?|
Ohhhh, Martie. Here, have an orange, supper won't be ready for a while.
What if it's green on the inside? What if it has green seeds? What if...
Hush up and eat your orange, dear. In another room.